How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that Stephen Hawking is dead, and the punchline is a play on words. "Windows shit down" sounds like "Windows shut down." Windows is also a software made by Microsoft. It is a pun, get it? I bet you still don't get it even if I explained this to you, you dullard.
Grammar Nazi
*shut