Death jokes
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Memes
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.