I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Death Jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
