Death jokes
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
WJE iceberg
My dog died today. 😥
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
#RIPBOZO
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”