Death jokes
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
Technoblade would love it here.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"