Death jokes
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.