April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
April Fool's Prank
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. So, April Fool's, right? You tell some poor kid their dead parents are back. But then the kid realizes they're in heaven, or, you know, pushing up daisies. It's funny because it's messed up, and you probably think that's high-brow humor, you absolute Neanderthal.