Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Death Jokes
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
