Death jokes
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I love jumping off cliffs.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.