Death jokes
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Memes
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
#RIPBOZO
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.