Death jokes
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
My dog died today. 😥
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.