Death jokes
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.