Death jokes
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.