Death jokes
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Memes
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
I put the fun in funeral.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!