Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants. You see, Michael Jackson is a DEAD person. And dead people cannot enter schools or any building for that matter. I know, it's very difficult to wrap your head around a dead person not being able to walk into buildings, but trust me, it's true. You probably think dinosaurs are still alive, don't you?