Death jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.