Death jokes
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.