Death jokes

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.

Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It doesn't matter, he's dead.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker