Death jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.