What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Yellow and Unable to Float
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got a school bus, right? It's yellow. And usually, things float if they're light enough. But this bus? It's full of kids. And because you're dumb, you don't know that a bus full of kids can't float because all those kids are dead. So it sinks. Get it? No? Figures.
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Anonymous
my friend said this to me a sec ago
Anonymous
sucker
Anonymous
looooooooooooser
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