Death jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
Memes
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!