Death jokes
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Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Memes
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.