Death jokes
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I killed my cat.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
experiment
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.