Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Death Jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
