Death jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didnβt ask about the other one!"
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. ππ
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesnβt have a daddy.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.