Death jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Memes
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.