Death jokes
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
RIP Harambe.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.