Death jokes
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
If I die, does my depression die with me?
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.