Death jokes
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.