Death jokes
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
RIP Harambe.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.