I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Death Jokes
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
