Death jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."