Death jokes
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do emos do?
Hang.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Rust in peace.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.