Death jokes
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.