Death jokes

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

Why is the Reaper not funny at all?

Well, he tells dead jokes!

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zom-BEE.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

Hang in there, you all, Literally.