Death jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.