Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Government Property
Explanation
This is a dark, sarcastic joke that plays on the idea of a person being seen as property of the government. It's a cynical take on both suicide and government control.
Comments (4)
Deathpacito
what are they gonna do if you commit that deathpacito? SUE YOU??? HAHAHAHAHAHHA (please end me :D)
eating rat poison
omg this is so true wtf
8
No. Not at all.
There's no time to be hangin around, fool! THERES MORE WAYS TO DIE, FAM!
Anonymous
we are not there's property