Death Jokes

What will die Immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle, a Geometry Dash icon.

What happened when the man died: yes

what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Why is the Reaper not funny at all? Well, he tells dead jokes!

"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."

my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died

so all his friends came in one car

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died

My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)

Why did Stephan hawkings die ... because he pressed shut down instead of sleep

How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.

I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.

When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too