I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
