School Assembly Avoidance

The joke plays on the dark thought of suicide and the idea that the person doesn't want their death to be used as a cautionary tale in a school assembly. It's a morbidly funny way of expressing a negative thought.

• Answer
• School
• Suicide
• Death
• Comedy
• Question

• Why does the emo kid skip class?
• Like if you hate going to school.
• Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?" Me: "To reduce the population by one."
• I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.