Death jokes
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
I killed my cat.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.