Suicide Bomber's Fear

This joke plays on the dark irony that a suicide bomber, who plans to die, would fear dying alone. It's funny because the fear of loneliness is so common and human, which contrasts with the extreme act of suicide bombing.

• Suicide Bomber
• Fear
• Suicide
• Die
• Death
• Explosion

• I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
• Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
• What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind? His arse.
• Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.