Death

Death jokes

Titanic

    • Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

    Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

    Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

    Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

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    • Baby

    • How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

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    • Kid

    • What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

    The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

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    • Death memes

    Woman

    • A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

    At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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    • Child

    • "Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

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    • Emo

    • A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

    Suicide

    • So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

    One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

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