Death jokes
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.