Timmy's Whereabouts

This is a dark joke because it implies Timmy was blown up by a landmine. The dad's reply, "Everywhere," is a morbid way of saying Timmy is now scattered across the landscape.

• Minefield
• Mom
• Dad
• Death
• Accident
• Honey

• Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
• Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine? There, there, over there, and over here too.
• Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
• How did Billy find out he was in a minefield? He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.