Death jokes
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
My dog died today. 😥
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.