How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. Thatβll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
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