Death jokes
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.