Death

Death jokes

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.