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How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
How did the orphan die
Of sadness
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
these jokes make me want to die
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Doctor: you don't have long to live. 10... Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
I comforted my friend about his wife’s death: until I found out who did it.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
