Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
