Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
#RIPBOZO
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
