Death

Death Jokes

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.