Death jokes
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What do emos do?
Hang.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.