Death jokes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.