Death

Death jokes

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didnโ€™t, I died of laughter ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.