Death jokes
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.