Death

Death jokes

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.