How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Dead Jokes
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Your mom gay.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
Kenshiro is already dead.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
Die.
