Dead jokes
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Your mom gay.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Kenshiro is already dead.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.