Dead jokes

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Your mom gay.

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?

Because he was dead.

What do you call a baby in an elevator?

Lubrication.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

What’s the difference between a living and dead person?

I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

Kenshiro is already dead.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.