I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
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How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
I am a God Na, na, na, na, na, na Yeah She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume Half dead, but she still looks so cute She is a monster in disguise And she knows all the words to the trap songs Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
When ur husband can’t afford for a punching bag he uses his wife
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Roses are dead, voilet smell poo, i got a big fucking shot gun, qhat you gona do
danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on
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Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
Kenshiro is already dead.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train. The guy sitting next to him says I have a big dick. The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
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Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit Had a new mash, just landed Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it The verbal ting I can't stand it Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it Mad ting Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it Back on a Feltham landing You ain't been in the hood like Robin I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud) The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud) No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue thats dead
an old indian was buried on the side of a hill, what did he say.
nothing, he was dead.
what's better then throwing dead babe's? catching them after with a pitch fork
die
