Dead jokes
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
He is dead.
Y'all is ugly!
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.