What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
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What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
the harry potter fanbase
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
