Potter jokes
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What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?