Potter jokes
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.