Potter

Potter Jokes

Vpn

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Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

Harry Potter

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Movie

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Spell

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Hairline

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Orphan

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Author

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

Voldemort

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

Harry Potter

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?