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What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
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the harry potter fanbase
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
What if Game-of-thrones and Harry-Potter -Antagonism had a child? Coldemort!
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
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Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
