Potter jokes
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!