Airforce jokes
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Cyber Monday
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...