46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person "are you ok" because the next day they'll either be died or have a lot more cuts than they started to those who are dead now was it fun?
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute
You end up doing all the work
Capital extra is a radio station! Capitol extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Boiled ham us what you call a dead Russian
A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What does the dead man say to the other he says:your daughter is pretty. The other man says:how do you know? The other man says:because she is dead.
Just to an orphan. Orphan: your stupid You: your so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
