One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
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What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect
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deans sexs life
Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
He is dead
What does off-limits have in common with dead people because they can’t see their family
My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?
what did superman say to batman nothing bruce is dead
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
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Why can’t hellen Keller drive? She’s dead
GWEN ARE YOU DEAD?????? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they dead.
“ Wills “
Are they a dead give away !
