Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Dead Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Dean's sex life.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
He is dead.
