You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Why can’t hellen Keller drive? She’s dead
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
He is dead.
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Y'all is ugly!
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
