Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
What does dead people and often it’s having common because they can’t see the family
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
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What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
I can’t sleep that’s because your dead
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
I FUCKED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
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Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
A person walke's into the bar and said hey barman get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead Who said that
I took 7 coins from someone, he even came back from the dead to get them.
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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