Dead jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.