Dead Jokes

Look, it’s the dead center of town!

are you dead? bc you look like my dog.

kid* i want to be like batman *genie* i can make arangments the kid comes homeboth of his parents are dead *genie* i told you *kid* .............................................

What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead baby's on it.

1 baby on 10,000 trees.

I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!

So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.