Dead jokes
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!