Dead jokes
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.