Dead jokes
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Memes
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Sad life goes, joke mom.