Dead jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I ate a man because he was dead!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!