Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
A dead Russian is trumps accountant
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. š
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
