"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
