Dead jokes
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I ate a man because he was dead!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!