Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
Women be like chivalry is dead then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
I fed a vegan cock no not chicken no not my cock my dead dads
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
