Hide n seek jokes

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.