Hide n seek jokes

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.