Dating jokes

looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.

Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more