Dating jokes

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.