Dating jokes
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!