Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Dating Jokes
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
So 666-3629, so get it?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.
If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.
