Dating jokes

Gwen

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Relationship

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Dick pic

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Memes

Dating memes

Mama

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Roblox

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

Blind Date

Christian

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

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    • Girl

    A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

    Halloween

    It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

    Mamma

    Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

    App

    Best pick up line EVER.

    There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

    Trauma

    Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

    Bruise

    One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

    Date

    Person: What's your perfect date look like?

    Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.