Dating jokes

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Your love life.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!