Dating jokes

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.