Dating jokes
Your love life.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Memes
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
So 666-3629, so get it?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔