Dating jokes
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.