Dating jokes

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

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    • Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

    "There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

    "I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

    "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

    "I'm a butcher," he replies.

    My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

    Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

    I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

    I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

    Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

    My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.