Lesbian Vampire Meetup

This is a dark, punny joke playing on the monthly cycle that vampires follow to feed on humans. The punchline makes it sound like they are setting up their usual time to meet, but also refers to the timing of a menstrual cycle, which is an unusual and funny connection given that they are vampires.

• Vampire
• Lesbian vampire
• Lesbian
• Morbidity
• Time
• Month

• What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? "I will be back next month."
• How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
• What does a lesbian call the other during sex? Mummy.
• What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary.