why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
Why does Ms. Mushroom đ go out with Mr. Mushroom đ?
Because heâs a fungi.
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
Why couldnât 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towersđ
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
Do people even like me C A S N O V A
