Dating jokes
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?