Dating Jokes

How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely

my love life

"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man