what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
my love life
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan
Hey can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
Today I asked my phone siri why am i still single?
And i activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
