Dating Jokes

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I hat win my Brother date other people

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One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition

What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?

She can't identify you.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

How are tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like

What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second nightstand.

Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

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I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

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