There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
I have no problem getting dates online. Iβve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
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How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
