Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
