Expiration date

Expiration Date Jokes

Milk

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?

An expiration date.

Emo

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

Overdose

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

Marriage License

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Butter

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!