Expiration date jokes
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
12/8?
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.