Dating jokes

Uncle

    • Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

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    • Dating memes

    Occupation

    • What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

    An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

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    • Girlfriend

    • What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?

    All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.

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    • Parent

    • Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

    Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

    Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

    Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

    I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

    If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

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    • Twilight

    • Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

    Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

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    • Dick pic

    • When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

    "Enjoy the little things."

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    • Girl

    • A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."